AU where Alsmiffy becomes Ted from Monster Cocks every full moon.
Like a werewolf scenario only with a lot more cock.

cognitivedissonance:

Tonight in Ferguson, Mo. Even CNN is calling out police brutality.

We are watching history unfold. Do not stand down. Spread the word.

No justice, no peace.

(via iflydragons)

Ferguson from my TL

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(From what I understand, the police thought they heard a gunshot and started throwing tear gas into the crowd. Correct me if I’m wrong)

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(via shrineart)

Five Nights at Frank’s - The Second Night

Summary: Sips decides to endure the second night at Frank’s Family Pizzeria…His paranoid suspicions soon prove to be right, but at a great cost.

WARNING: This is a Five Nights at Freddy’s Yogscast AU story! Do not read if you do not like!

[This AU is the brainchild of mine and Honkytonk’s imagination after shitting ourselves by watching gameplays of Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Bare in mind that if you cannot stand horror games or jump-scares and robots belonging to the uncanny valley, you should NOT look it up.]



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How Slime!Alsmiffy probably met Ross and Trottimus:

Basically, Ross and Trott splash about in a swamp, trying to find slimes because they need sticky pistons for something.
They find quite a few and slay them, harvesting their slime balls.
At some point they come across a very tiny slime. They could have killed it fairly easily, stamp on it; jab it with a sword; heck even shoot it…But they were tired and hungry so they let the tiny thing roam about, sploshing against their shoes in an attempt to scare them off.
They promptly ignore it since it can’t hurt them.

They set camp for the night in the swamp and cook some food by the fire. They watch the persistent little slime bounce about and toss a bone at it. The slime inspects the bone and promptly absorbs it.
The two find this funny and keep throwing random junk items at the tiny slime, it keeps eating them.
Eventually they throw so many things that the slime grows larger and larger until it becomes a big slime, the type that can actually hurt you. Only…Instead of attacking them, it mimics a humanoid shape and just sits there, expecting more “food”.

And this is the story of how two idiots accidentally tamed a slime by feeding it a bunch of crap.

unpretty-princess:

manhatinglesbian:

revolution-of-the-self:

niceandpeaceful:

Please watch the video.

I’m getting scared as fuck to be alive right now.

Fuck

Don’t let it disappear. Not now, not ever.

(via sejii)

rikersbangs:

Markiplier’s Let’s Plays: Five Nights At Freddy’s Part 4

Deaths + Bonus Win

(via rattlecat)

Five Nights at Frank’s

Summary: Sips is the new night time security guard at Frank’s Family Pizzeria. The pay isn’t grand but at least it’s peaceful…Until the eerily familiar looking animatronics reveal their true colors late at night…

WARNING: This is a Five Nights at Freddy’s Yogscast AU story! Do not read if you do not like!

[This AU is the brainchild of mine and Honkytonk’s imagination after shitting ourselves by watching gameplays of Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Bare in mind that if you cannot stand horror games or jump-scares and robots belonging to the uncanny valley, you should NOT look it up.]



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"Woof!"Some Were!Ross to calm my nerves after a night of watching nothing but horror gameplays!He’s transparent and fairly cheery for a werewolf wouldn’t you think?

"Woof!"

Some Were!Ross to calm my nerves after a night of watching nothing but horror gameplays!
He’s transparent and fairly cheery for a werewolf wouldn’t you think?